I Recall a Box of Rags that Someone Gave Us

A man in spectacles, a scarf, and a tweed jacket waves his felt hat in the air to hail a cab with New York City's Flatiron Building in the background.

Hell of a week, isn’t it? It’s time for a new Friday 10! Last week we saw 5 of the 10 identified as well as the extra special bonus point! Frodis Caper and Fred each claimed two, and Thud pulled out one lyric and the bonus point to claim a three-way tie! The answers are now posted on the original entry, and on YouTube as a playlist!

Among the songs last week — and, as the first one, the one that set the theme for the blondest Friday 10 ever — was comedy diva Julie Brown with “‘Cause I’m a Blonde.”

Let’s get into this week’s 10! The lyrics are below, get in the comments and identify the songs and artists! Edit: Answers are now posted below and on a YouTube playlist! Remember, the answer should come from your own brain (not Google, Bing, Kagi, and definitely not ChatGPT or Claude), and if you identify any artist that has performed the song (and that I can find evidence of online), I’ll give you credit even if it’s not the artist I was listening to. Let’s go!

  1. Does she love me for who I am? Or does she want to put my brain in a can?
    Max Modem, “Alien Heart” 📺 (from Phineas & Ferb)
  2. I’d kick it with who I wanted, and I’d never get confronted for it
    Beyoncé, “If I Were a Boy” 📺
    Identified by HL
  3. Your teacher could become a sardine, your dentist could turn into a queen
    Tim Curry, “Anything Can Happen on Halloween” 📺 (from The Worst Witch)
  4. Someone painted “April Fool” in big black letters on a Dead End sign
    The First Edition, “Just Dropped In (To See What Condition my Condition is In)” 📺
  5. I’d like a man to nibble on my ear, but I’ll admit no man has bit
    Carol Burnett, “Little Girl” 📺 (from Annie)
  6. We never know where life will take us — I know it’s just a ride on the wheel
    Linda Ronstadt, “Goodbye My Friend” 📺
  7. Why should I be lonely every night, when I can be with you
    Tracey Ullman, “They Don’t Know” 📺
  8. All I see are stilettos — I guess I never got the memo
    Miley Cyrus, “Party in the USA” 📺
    Identified by Two9A
  9. Who can satisfy their lustful habits? I’m not a rabbit
    Madeline Kahn, “I’m Tired” 📺
    Identified by Thud
  10. I’d be in the sun all day, but I’m sweeping out a warehouse in West LA
    Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine” 📺
  11. The Super-Secret Bonus Point was Dolly Parton with “Coat of Many Colors” 📺, Identified by Thud

Featured photo by Sami Abdullah

9 thoughts on “I Recall a Box of Rags that Someone Gave Us”

  1. I’m not sure of #9’s title, but I want to call 9 “I’m Tired,” Madeline Kahn, from Blazing Saddles.

    I suspect the headline is “Coat of Many Colors” by Dolly Parton.

  2. Ok wild guess time from pretty confident to not at all:
    Pretty confident #3 is Tim Curry – maybe from Rocky Horror but only song title I know from that is Time Warp

    #6 I get low confidence Linda Ronstadt vibes

    The West LA in #10 is ringing too many bells in wildly different songs/artists combinations so I’m not at all confident in saying maybe Bob Seger?

    1. All about to be answered, of course, but: #3, you’re right about Curry. Not Rocky Horror, though. #6 — yup, that’s Ronstadt. And #10, as far as I know, has never been recorded by Bob Seger.

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